Denver comedian Sam Adams walked into Bill Cosbyโs dressing room. Cosby was lying on the couch watching the Denver Broncos/San Diego Chargers game. During an interview with Cosby earlier in the day, he revealed that he does stand up too. After which Cosby tells Adams to come and see him with pen and pad and he would give him a free lesson.
Then he said, โIf I were you, I wouldnโt look at the screen.โ Adams says he couldnโt help himself. โWhen someone tells you not to do something, what do you do? I looked. And this running back from the Chargers was running up the sideline.โ
โSee I can tell already that you donโt pay attention,โ Cosby says. โI told you not to look!โ
Adams says, โAt that point, I thought, โOh shoot. I have messed it up.โ For about five minutes I felt like a 2 year-old in a high chair with dangling feet that couldnโt touch the ground. I finally relaxed.โ
That was 2007.
Adams says he remembers one piece of advice from the now embattled Cosby, and that is it doesnโt matter the size of your audience; whether itโs three, 30 or 3,000 people โ your job is to make the audience laugh.
โYou donโt make them laugh,โ as Cosby leaned over pointing an accusing finger, and said, โFโ (meaning Failure)!โ
Denver sports fans might remember Adams who was born and raised in Cleveland as a columnist for the late great Rocky Mountain News. His sports career begin in the 1980s as a stringer covering high school sports for the Denver Post โ a gig that tuned into a full-time job. He left Denver for a year and returned landing a job at the Rocky where in stayed until the paper folded in 2009.
But Adamsโ heart was stand-up comedy. After the Rocky closed its doors, Adams took a leap of faith to pursued comedy full-time performing for two-minute open mic nights at places such as The Comedy Works in Lo Do, to landing corporate gigs โ where heโs found his niche of working clean.
Adams says friend and fellow comedian Darrell Collier told him, โIโm not going to tell you how to do your comedy, but if you keep it clean, youโll get more corporate gigs. If you stick around long enough, youโll see what I mean.โ
Adams has been able to work as a full-time comedian because, โI do a lot of corporate and not a lot of clubs,โ he says where he started off trying to get work.
โBut corporates pay better and their audience is set for you. Itโs usually a company that is having an event or something. They donโt want you offending their workers, clients or whatever with foul language,โ he says.
Adams underlines the point that he made up his mind on how to perform as though his mother was sitting up front and proudly says he rarely bombs, because he prepares. He says the temptation is to do something different every time you go out. But every audience is different.
โIf you got a joke and you get a lot of laughs,โ he says, โkeep working on that joke. Make it better. Keep working on it and find another one. That just comes with time.โ
But, there was one time, however, when Adams didnโt prepare, and he really bombed. He says while exiting the stage, he didnโt even get a sympathy clap. He made up his mind then no matter the size of the venue, or audience, he was going to be prepared.
โI wasnโt ready that night and I got what I deserved,โ he says. โI have many mini-note pads. When Iโm driving, I write things down. When people see it, they say, โOh you write short hand.โ I say, โNo thatโs drive hand. Iโm keeping my eyes on the road.โโ
Recently celebrating his 15 year anniversary and performing at Comedy Works on May 15, Adams says he sometimes uses a recorder to record what heโs thinking, โBecause you never know when a thought is going to come up.โ He adds that heโll think of something and say, โCan I make myself laugh?โ Then he feels the audience will probably laugh at it too.
โIโm focused on where Iโm at in life.โ Adams explains, โIโm 56 and I see all these young kids and they got all these things they know about โ that I still donโt know about. I take my age and relate it to what used to be. How it used to be.โ
Those familiar with Adams shows remember his introduction about his name being Sam Adams like the beer. โBut I am Sam Adams Dark,โ he says. Or the familiar joke about fans saying, โI read your sports column all the time, followed with, โI didnโt know you were Blackโ โ even though his picture was included in each column.
One of Adams current shtick is the barrage of pill commercials. He says the commercials are not talking to the kids, they are talking to him. They say he needs a pill for everything.
โI make fun of the pills names,โ he says. โThey sound like names of girls I dated back in high school.โ
Adams says he likes to make fun of the pill names we hear on a day-to-day basis. But one thing stays constant.
โEvery show I see Cosbyโs finger pointing in my face,โ saying โF,โ and, that reminds me that my job is to make them laugh.โ
Editorโs note: For more information on Sam Adams and upcoming performances, visit www.samadamscomedy.com.
